Has anyone ever farted on you?

Ok I am a senior in high school right now, and I have moved since then, but 9ht grade, freshmen year, we were taking a bathroom break in English class. I was walking back in the room and some other kid was by me, and he picked up a piece of paper off someone's desk and threw it on the floor, and I told him he should pick it up and how he should be respectful, and he was annoyed by me, because well I am annoying, and he turned around and put is butt right on the upper part of my left leg and farted. it was a cool little fart, not really loud, but it made a nice little squeak. It was wonderful, I was like wtf is he doing, and then the fart ripped, it was magical. And some stupid kid was watching and he was like "ewww he just tooted on you" man I loved it, I still remember it fondly and I think it makes me a much better person then I ever was.